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Things that are stupid

Happy Groundhog Day!

by Jordan RothFebruary 1, 2010

I felt that this was an important occasion, worthy of my first post in ten years.

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Remember?

by Jordan RothNovember 13, 2009

This was the best television show ever made.

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Weird.

by Jordan RothOctober 16, 2009

This is the last thing I’ll post about this, because it’s just sick and stupid.  Given what I wrote about yesterday—suggesting that the Heenes are just attention-seeking idiots who are wasting every one’s time—I thought it made sense to follow up with this: Yes, I was correct.  The family did a morning news show blitz (their son, the one [...]

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A family of (idiot) adventurers!

by Jordan RothOctober 15, 2009

On behalf of the world, I’d like to thank the Heenes of Fort Collins, Colorado for wasting local and national resources, creating unnecessary concern all over the country and the globe, and for being all-around idiots.
What is going on?  Who are these people? Who are these parents?  Is anyone else fixated on the point, amongst [...]

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Watermelon-smashing performance anxiety

by Jordan RothOctober 14, 2009
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My new Twitter follower!

by Jordan RothJuly 8, 2009

I just wanted you all to know that I have a new follower on Twitter and I’m really excited about it.  Now, I don’t know too much about Patrice (or @Mcleod594) but she seems really outgoing and sweet.  Oh, she also likes to be fucked hard.
 Mcleod594: I want to get fucked HARD. Bring toys. Whatever. [...]

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Why are we stupid?

by Jordan RothMarch 17, 2009

What goes into an internet phenomenon? Is this the beginning of another really stupid bunch of videos that tons of people watch? Is there some sort of dancing Spiderman program out there now (notice all the related videos)? Why do I care?

Maybe it is kind of funny, though.
Related story: Did you hear that Spiderman will [...]

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Bloggin’

by Jordan RothMarch 10, 2009

So, it occurs to me that there are things I need to include in posts if I’m going to start blogging and become a part of the blogosphere.  Here’s just a few items for now:
First, some hot celebrity news:  Did you hear that that Tiffany Amber Thiessen is in the new Batman movie?! She’s playing the Riddler.
Next: Hey, [...]

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Kraft Bagel-fuls: aw-ful

by Jordan RothMarch 7, 2009
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I can’t believe this. Have you seen these ads?  Did you see this coming?  I didn’t.
Here’s the scoop, kids:  Kraft recently unveiled their new Bagel-fuls, rolls of frozen “bagels” wrapped around Philadelphia cream cheese, ready to go in the microwave.  Kraft says it’s “a golden bagel and Philadelphia cream cheese rolled into one.” They also say, “Bagel-fuls are a simple breakfast that [...]

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I’m eight years old

by Jordan RothMarch 5, 2009

Here are some fart thoughts on farts.
Lately I’ve been doing some thinking about farts and, actually, I think I have, like, five minutes of material all about farts–all very stupid.  It’s a new, hip brand of comedy called “observational fart comedy”.
(You may also note a recent tweet of mine, very cleverly commenting on how sweaty [...]

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