…but there’s such a thing as a Star Wars Christmas Special.  And it was horrible.

In this special “Christmas” is “Life Day”, there are all kinds of extra creepy wookies, Mark Hammil’s face looks weird, Leia is drunk, and…oh yes…the guest stars…

Dianne Carrol, Art Carney, Jefferson Starship, Harvey Korman…

But the highlight of this disaster is Bea Arthur singing at the Mos Eisley Cantina!!!

Sound hilarious…but isn’t.  Click here if you want to hate yourself after.

I was a guest today on a sweet podcast called the Poor Choices Show…hosted by Mark Colomb and Matt Owens.

you can listen at this link or on itunes  http://poorchoicesshow.podbean.com

One of the things we brought up is the absolutely insane film Tip Toes.  This film went direct-to-video, and you’ll understand why after watching this clip. And, yes…it’s a real movie.  And no…don’t rent it.

Hi all…it’s Chris Bragg, new contributer to this fantastic blog.

Who’s me life story short version?  Okay.

I grew up on a farm in East Central Illinois.  I went to a tiny school.  I went to the U of I in Champaign and got a nearly worthless degree in Music Composition.  I was in a crappy rock band that never played anywhere.  I worked at GKC Theaters for 8 years, and also WDWS radio for 8 years.  (Some of those years cross over, I’m not 50 yet.)  A friend of mine died when he was 25, so I thought I should do more stuff I like to do, so I started taking classes at Second City WHILE FOOLISHLY STILL LIVING IN CHAMPAIGN!  I graduated the Second City Training Center’s Beginning, Acting, Writing, and Conservatory programs all while driving back and forth.  I helped start sketch group Grandma June’s Sewing Circle.  I moved to Chicago with little-to-no-job.  I got a job.  I took iO improv program.  I got put on Harold team Hunter Family Crest.  I got fired from that job and was unemployed/temping for the next 20 months.  Hunter Family Crest got cut.  Grandma June’s stopped doing shows.  Low spot. 

Now, life all new, feeling good.  Yes, I am broke.  But…I helped start sketch group Adults and absolutely love doing that.  I am on excellent Playground team Sam Hill.  I am on crazy awesome Gypsy F**k Fight.  Recently was in the soon-to-be-released full length film Welcome to Gentle Waters.  Hired full-time at Standard Parking doing AP stuff, not bad.

I blog…