"Hi, Seeking fit woman with pedicured feet to assist once a week. I suffer from anxiety and I've found that having a woman hold my head/face down with her feet for an hour helps me alot. Please reply via email." "Compensation: $40/hour"
I forgot to post this puppy when I found it. I have to admit: I’d never thought of dealing with my anxiety this way. I should have.
Anyway, this is probably a joke. But maybe it isn’t?
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